Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous