He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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