Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"