Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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