The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 60.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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