The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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