Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.