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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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