There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.