The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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