Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.