The best Chuck Norris jokes

You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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has 59.31 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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has 59.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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