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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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