You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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