Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.