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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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