Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.