Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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