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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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