The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.