The best Chuck Norris jokes

The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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