The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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