Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...