Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.