When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.