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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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