Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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