Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.