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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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