Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.