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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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