The best Chuck Norris jokes

Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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