Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.