The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.