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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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