The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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