Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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