Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.