When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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