The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself