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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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