Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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