The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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