Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.