Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.