Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.