The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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