I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.