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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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