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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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