When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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