The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 81.73 % from 629 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 81.62 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 81.32 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 81.31 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 81.29 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 81.24 % from 612 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 81.19 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 81.07 % from 544 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.99 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 80.94 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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