The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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