Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!