Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.