Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.