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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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