If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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