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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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