Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.