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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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