Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.