The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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