When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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