50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.