Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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