The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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