Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.