The best Chuck Norris jokes

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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