The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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