The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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