Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.