The best Chuck Norris jokes

Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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