Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."