The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.