The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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