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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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