The best Chuck Norris jokes

According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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