Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.