The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Vote:
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Vote:
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Vote:
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Vote:
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Vote: