If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.