Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.