Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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