Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.