Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.