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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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