Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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