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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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