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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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