Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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