The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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