The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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