Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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