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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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