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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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