The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.