The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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