Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...