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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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