Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.