The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.