The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."