The best computer jokes

The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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