The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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