Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.