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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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