Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.